...shits, giggles and other stuff happend.
So, I went to here, "God's hideout chat system":
[link]And this is what happend:
Me:
Oh Gooooood.....
God:
Aw. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere's........EC!!
God:
Are you really a ""? Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
How 'bout a magic trick?
God:
How about it.
Me:
*makes a carrot disappear*
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
And what if it were?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
Ok, I try
God:
We should all try our best. Aha.
Me:
Ok, done.
God:
Do you mean you are finished talking? I see.
Me:
Nah, I mean that I made the carrot disappear
God:
Yes I do. I like to make things too.
Me:
Like what?
God:
For example, " I like to make things too."?
Me:
Like magic tricks?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Why thank you
God:
" Interesting comparison."? Why?
Me:
You're supposed to be aware of it, wouldn't you?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am aware of it would not me.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Oh God, you're such a humoristic person
God:
Hey. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a humoristic person? Sometimes.
Me:
Say, how is it like to be in heaven?
God:
" how is it like to be in heaven".
Me:
Yeah, that's what I asked you
God:
Dude! Now I remember, you asked me THAT. What did I say?
Me:
You said nothing.
God:
I said nothing because you said nothing.
Me:
lolwut
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Rolf Mao
God:
It's good to see you, Rolf Mao.
Me:
8D
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Oki doki
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about 8D. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
You're a ROBOT?!?
God:
You are correct, Rolf Mao, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Le fu~
God:
Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
Saakelittas
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about UN fu. But I did not get that.
Me:
Oh lawd
God:
Hmm. I will mention that to my botmaster, Rolf Mao.
Me:
Sure, go on ahead. I'll mention that to FA, to friends and if possible, even to 4chan. *screenshots*
God:
Dude! More narration.... Do you think your plan will succeed? Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
i think my plans will succseed. And TV
God:
Why? Do robots have plans will succseed? Which show? I like watching Star Trek.
Me:
Actually, I don't watch TV as often as I used to
God:
Actually you don't say. What do you do when you are bored?
Me:
Draw? Surf the web?
God:
Are you still located in ? Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Sure?
God:
OK let's do it. Yeah that's right.
Me:
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss ss...........?
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Rofl lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I FOUND A BUG!
God:
How did you feel when you found A BUG ?
Me:
I lost my god
God:
Where did you last see it.
Me:
Here
God:
Where is here?
Me:
Here with you
God:
Oh there.
Me:
Ya, lol
God:
OK. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
rofl
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lolroflmao
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
lol. Anyways, I've gots to go nao.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. Interesting... I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM.
Me:
rofl.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Anyways, see yah
God:
I see. Ugh.
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This was meant to remove that last sucky journal. And "saakelittas" word is quite close to "darn", but it's in finnish and with slight slang-like add to it.